dearshuaiguy

Dear Shuaiguy,

I am becoming more and more Chinese with every day. Don't believe me? Here comes the list of undeniable proof:

1. I drink water at least lukewarm if not even hot, even if its 30 degrees outside

2. I can peel shrimps with my chopsticks

3. i add 'maybe" to the the answer to almost any question

4. i think a head scratching is the best remedy for headache

5. I tell taxi drivers how to get to a place and ask them if i should direct them how to get back

6. I think the best after party snack is congee with lancai

7. i get upset when people stick their chopsticks in the rice bowl

8. if my friend gets dumped by her boyfriend I tell her it's yuanfen (destiny)


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